meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via vixensnkittens)

napoleonshaircut:

microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé 

this is the definition of power and status

(Source: , via camel-eyelashes)

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  • High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
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  • History Channel: Aliens.